In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...