If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...