What did the maggot say to another?
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Why make woman beautiful?
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Random Thoughts
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Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
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‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
New element was found
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