What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...