The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.