Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...