A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...