Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...