Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...