Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...