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Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
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Why is sex like money in the bank?
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
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