Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...