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The common symptoms of swine flu
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I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Ponder these!
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The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Try to explain yourself
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What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Ideal Seduction Line
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