How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...