Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...