Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...