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Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
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There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Leader of the HMO
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Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
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15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
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