Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...