Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...