How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
English horn jokes
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Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
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File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...