mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...