Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...