If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
College Courses for Women
1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...