Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!