Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...