Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...