Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...