Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...