If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Some last minute requests
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Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...