A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
The Apple explosion
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It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Evaluating progress
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Diplomat wants water
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Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...