Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....