What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...