The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...