Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...