A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...