Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...