English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...