Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...