Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...