Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...