It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...