Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...