Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.