Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me