Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...