Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...