Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...