Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...