No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...