Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...